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Napoleon Dynamite is a 2004 coming-of-age teen comedy and is a must-see for anyone who wants a good laugh. It has quite the cult following thanks to its wacky script and awkward, relatable characters and the memorable Napoleon Dynamite movie quotes.

The movie stars Jon Heder as the titular character who plays a nerdy high-school student dealing with several dilemmas, from trying to romance a fellow student to living with his quirky family. So of course, with this much comedy, there are some classic Napoleon Dynamite movie quotes that all fans can recite from memory. But which are the best? Here are at least the top 5 that are the most memorable from the film.

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5. “Napoleon, Don’t be Jealous ‘Cause I’ve been Chatting Online with Babes All Day” Kip

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4. “Napoleon, Give Me Some of Your Tots” Randy

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3. “Tina, You Fat Lard, Come Get Some Dinner” Napoleon

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2. “Your Mom Goes to College” Kip

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1. “You Think Anybody Wants a Roundhouse Kick to the Face While I’m Wearing These Bad Boys?” Rex

5 Funniest Napoleon Dynamite Movie Quotes
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